john parker

the guy who decided to search up his own full name

Reading this out loud “John Parker, the guy who decided to search up his own full name“

by Anonymous.2 August 26, 2018

william parker

lanky piece of poo

dont be a william parker

by notafruitydon February 10, 2020

Peter Parker

Dickwad

*Flash Thompson to Peter Parker*
“Wassup dickwad”

by ThanosRectum July 13, 2019

Mya Parker

Really annoying. Looks exactly like Lovely Peaches. Is in love with Paige. Her bestiieee is Talula Dawn. Likes to fuck Uber Drivers and old men. Owns an IPod 3. Eats her waz.

Mya Parker is a whore. I can’t believe Mya Parker is cheating on Paige with Talula!!!

by Donald Trumps Mistress December 19, 2019

parker the pickle

A weird pickle with eyes and rules a city

Oh no Parker the Pickle took over our town! He's now king!!

by Clap and a half October 3, 2017

Battle of the Parkers

When the three different Parkers battle and see if Armageddon begins.

I really hope the Battle of the Parkers doesn't happen.

Yeah same.

by BattlerOfTheParkers June 2, 2023

Charlie Parker

A person who is super sexy. They tend to have large egg-shaped heads and they smell like vinegar. They also have slight autism and an MPD.

Your head is so big you might be a Charlie Parker.

by JasonDRagon772 March 20, 2021