A mostly anonymous online group of parents living in and around Berkeley, CA. A large quantity of these parents are ultra paranoid and their views on parenting are so far from reality that its comical.
Typical Content found on Berkeley Parents Network:
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123
"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345
"My daughter is in 11th grade and told my husband and I that she now has a boyfriend. He seems very nice but 11th grade seems a little early to start dating"
-Soccermom123
"My daughter is in 11th grade too and she has had 2 boyfriends!! HAS THE WHOLE WORLD GONE CRAZY!!!?!??
-nofun345
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Boy1: I love my foster parants
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much
Boy2: Really? What about your birth parants
Boy1: They abandoned me so I don't care, my foster parents care about me enough to worry to much
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tim: hey justin ur mom gey lol
justin: oh yea ur dad lesbian bitch
owen:hey guyz ur parents pansexual
*tim and justin die by a nuclear bomb*
tim: hey justin ur mom gey lol
justin: oh yea ur dad lesbian bitch
owen:hey guyz ur parents pansexual
*tim and justin die by a nuclear bomb*
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those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times
those are grades compared to their opinion (if 13+)
S (doesnt exist but if it existed): acceptable
A+ : acceptabl
A : kinda acceptable
A- : kinda not suprised
B+ : dissapointed
B : grounded for 1 week
B- : grounded for a month
C+ : no electronics until A
C : no electronics (permanent)
C- : no electronics and always study
D+ no holidays for a month
D : no holidays for 6 month
D- : no food for 1 days
E+ : will slap you
E : will beat you
E- will beat the absolute fuck outta you
F+ : will fuck you
F : youre fucked up
F- : beat you until you have 42 bruises
(fictional below)
G+ : beat the fuck outta you, no electronics, no food, no holidays, no breaks, study forever
G : stun you
G- : will electric shock you 2 times
H+ : almost kill you
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head
I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell
y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!
why is there a 1500 characters limit??
H : will pepper-spray on your whole face
H- : will put you in electric chair
I+ : will turn your head
I : splash boiling water on your stomach
I- : put you in cold ice water bath for 30 minutes
J+ : splash liquid nitrogen on your both hands
J: throw you outta window
J- : throw a volcano rock on your face as hard as they can
K+ :you lay and your asian parents put something extremely heavy on your face
K : put you in liquid nitrogen bath for 15 minutes
K- : splash liquid helium on you both hands
L,N,M,O,P: undefined
Q:abandon you
R,S,T,U,V: cut off your hands
W : rip
X: beat the fuck outta you and abandon you
Y: splash liquid helium on your hands and abandon you
Z: cut off your hands and abandon yo
Þ: kill you
Æ: send you to hell
y: *watching tv*
asian parents: NO WATCHING TV, GO STUDY MATH!!!1!!1!
why is there a 1500 characters limit??
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