Pastry princess

An effeminate male rapper who loves his mom and still lives at home.

This pastry princess Nae has no rizz, he just ordered a giant chicken nugget.

by Jal42069 January 14, 2023

pastry

pastry is a beautiful man whom i fell in love with in the early weeks of 2021 and the love continued to grow during the few consistent months which we spoke. he’s a fearful man who puts family before everyone and he never hurt me. however, he did break my heart when he went to a dbe concert without me. i will marry pastry and i’m keeping this so i can show him where we’re married with kids and a few cats. he’s a cat lover and he’s good with kids and he loves me. he’s tall, beautiful and pakistani and he kinda sounds like he has a throat infection but i love it. nobody can replace a pastry, get one now.

“i miss pastry”
“pastry come back”

by miloandmae April 13, 2023

patryk kwietniewski

Hes batman harvey specter and shane walsh in one some say he fucks girls till they bleed

I want patryk kwietniewski to penetrate my vagina

by Jontarn July 5, 2023

Pantry Privileges

something that Anna should give to John

hey bro did you get the pantry privileges

by homiefucker August 19, 2024

patryzah

The most beautiful girl ive ever seen, she is sexy a good lover and faithful girl she knows She's pretty SO she uses it to her advanteg and she pulls more people than anyone she Will steal ur mans

Woah look at patryzah

She's so cute ima leave My gf for her

by Patryzah bf November 22, 2023

Patryk

MY FUTURE HUSBAND. Yeah bitches thats right. Mine. Kiss my ass.

"Is that Patryk?"
"Oh yeah thats Bronagh's boyfriend."

by BroNaghg March 7, 2024

Pastry Box

After clogging a toilet with shit and toilet paper, you shut the lid and leave without plunging it.

Chad didn't have a plunger in his bathroom, so I left him a pastry box.

by Cumtown April 9, 2024