Pumping the Well

While sitting on the toilet and experiencing shit cramps and knowing that explosive diarrhea is imminent, its the act of sitting up straight and leaning back towards the tank, then thrusting your upper torso forwards coming, chest to knees, causing said shit to be pumped out of your bowels.

Hey Steve I just blew it up in there. My stomach hurt so bad and I was "Pumping the Well" to get it started.

by Poon5150 July 18, 2013

Lunch Pump

When you get molested by a male teacher during lunch hour.

Mr. Gurrola always liked to lunch pump the football players.

by Disteeler12 May 24, 2019

Pump Shotgun

A gun in the game called "Fortnite". The amount of damage the Pump Shotgun does depends on the rarity of the gun. The most a Pump Shotgun can do to the head is 220.

Garry: "Yo wtf is this game? I got one pumped by this guy!"
Harry: "That's because he had a Pump Shotgun."

by Gatelotzombie January 05, 2021

Lil Pump

an uneducated mop with rainbow hair that only says gucci gang and drinks lean.

Do you see Lil Pump, hes a retard

by LilPumpHater May 16, 2019

naughty pump

When an exclusively pumping mother is expressing milk and masturbating at the same time.

Because pumping turns her on, Honey enjoys a naughty pump every now and then.

by TheMilkyWay712 September 06, 2018

mind pump

A pump similar to an erection or muscular pump, but of the mind. This is typically due to a drastic shift in paradigm or a mind blowing experience.

I got a wicked mind pump after listening to that podcast about fitness and nutrition.

by HMG CoA reductase April 06, 2017

Mouth pumping

The act of pumping your ladies, or mans, mouth like a vagina.

Russell was mouth pumping Joanne like he'd just got out after a 10 year stretch.

by Rusty 69 August 01, 2017