posza

angel's term for any poser

Kiki: you my dear friend are a posza.

by angeline August 30, 2003

Postal service minute

A length of time that will actually require an extra half of the original amount before completion.

Place in the microwave for 1 minute 30, or a postal service minute.

by Dancing Bear December 30, 2005

podswap

A technique for 'swapping' an entire library of music with a friend, loved one, or perfectly random stranger to increase the number of songs you both have. Similar to a p2p network, minus the network, and all the nasty malware. Additionally, this technique lets you download massive amounts of music (or other files) at one time.

Since Chaz got his Ipod, he's podswapped up to 5000 songs.

by theredsticksveryown August 28, 2005

postal

The UK postal system is, like just about everything else in the UK after the socialist/communist/annarchist revolution here (not to mention the privatisation of the postal system courtesy of some money-minded old Tory crook), the laughing stock of the world. Important parcels and letters frequently go missing. I must have lost thousands of pounds worth of goods in the post in the last seven years, and it's not really surprising given that the postal workers of today don't seem to care a fig about their customers. Last year, for example, I was out when a parcel was delivered, so the parcel was returned to the depot. But, instead of making a record of it, the postman involved had simply thrown it in some storage warehouse and nobody knew where it was. It was only through persistence that it didn't join the other items which seem to be gone forever. Whilst I was in the depot, there was a woman complaining about a postman who'd forced a parcel of hers through her letterbox and, as a result, the contents of it (photos) had all been bent out of shape. I'm forever getting complaints from irate people who've never received the cheques I've sent. One of my Dad's friends used to be a postal worker and apparently, when the sacks of letters are emptied, there's always a few left behind which are disregarded. Smaller post offices are constantly being closed as centralisation takes over. You might as well just put your letter in a bottle and throw it in the nearest river.

Seller: "Where's my cheque gone?"
Buyer: "I sent it three weeks ago, but unfortunately I was stupid enough to trust the UK's postal system, so it's probably in the bin by now".

by Stormsworder November 23, 2006

Posad

A nickname trying to define "posada" in english

"oh look there is a posad"

by Posade October 22, 2020

Posha

A dumbfuck who is an annoying girl

Boy1: Stop being a Posha
Boy2: haha yeah that was so dumb of me

by kooooolarthanposha October 15, 2021

postal service

Dumbass SHIT BAND seriosuly have you listened to this, seriously sit down and listen to it, if you actually hear the bullshit lyrics and the dopey music you will eventually be clawing out your ear lobes

ben g: wow what was I thinking this music sucks why would I subject people to this
Fan of p service: UUUhhhh Uuhhhh my iq is 55 and I am declared legally deaf no wonder I like this music

by MC - G cash a lot February 15, 2005