pootie rooters

a person that farts around... as in doesn't take care of what they are supposed to do at that time. Stalling time or to drag ones feet.

Kristi: Come on Jaclyn, we are in a hurry!

Jaclyn: Hang on... I want to show you this really cute shirt I have.
Kristi: No! We need to go... no more pootie rooting around.
Jaclyn: But I love being pootie rooters!

by Lizzie Lou Hou February 17, 2010

Pooty

Your life force. Your state of mind. Your general well-being.

This is gonna be a fantastic trip! My Pooty is so high!

by Margie at Largie December 30, 2021

Pootis

Pootis is a joke word from Team Fortress 2 that occurs when you cut the heavy line "Put Dispenser here!" at "Put Dis"
it has been non relevant but still there meme for as long as i can remember.

Pootis - YOU DARE CHLLANGE P O O T I S

by Person 38282828 November 24, 2020

pooty cat

a SUPER silly person who sillies all over the place constantly

see that lexi bitch shes such a pooty cat

by Toingle February 21, 2023

Pooty-Poot

A mock-pet name for the Russian dictator Vladimir Putin, used to underline the absurdity of treating a KGB-trained revanchist warmonger like a misunderstood poodle. Most often used with heavy irony to emphasize the West’s naive appeasement or to ridicule the infantilization of a regime engaged in systemic repression, foreign invasions, and weaponized nostalgia for the empire of evil.
Derived from “Putin” + the puerile duplicity of Western leaders pretending a dead-eyed autocrat just needs a hug.

Pooty-Poot is at it again, rewriting history and jailing artists. Must be another one of those ‘traditional values’ days in Moscow.

by vadymecum_ June 9, 2025

Pooty sauce

A woman's pussy cream when she gets off.

Hey Hopp remember when you got that pooty sauce all over your dick after that stripper rode you!

by Pooty pop October 27, 2017

Pooty-Pant

When a man is to pussy to eat pussy because it is either to gross, smelly, or the thighs might engulf your head.

Person 1 "Hey so did you eat out Lafanda last night?"
Person 2 "Nah, That shits scary."
Person 1 "Your such a Pooty-Pant."

by SomeWhiteGuy1 April 22, 2011