John: Did you see Piper Robinson over there with Mike?
Dean: Yeah, she one thicc momma ya know what I’m sayin?
Dean: Yeah, she one thicc momma ya know what I’m sayin?
by LeWaterSheep August 30, 2019

Piper’s pretty much a train wreck lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.
She’s got a dark past probably an alcoholic and/or drug addict. Has unlimited supply of weird fucking stories that often don’t make sense to anyone but her. Is most likely adopted or in foster care. Hates animals, loves murder and death. DEFINITELY a power top. Skinny, pale kinda looks dead, her hair is dry and crusty cause of all the hair dye she uses and usually has green bloodshot eyes. Seems like a hoe but is actually a virgin. Overall just a good time, but don’t mess with her lol.
ayo u see that girl snorting cocaine off that girls tits while singing adele??
yeah that’s just piper being piper
yeah that’s just piper being piper
by lolitwasntme;\ November 23, 2021

a Ryan dude that likes to f l e x his speed skills to other people in the bejeweled fans discord server. he likes speed modes and so far, someone's yet to beat him. his favorite number 120, just so you know.
person 1: "o my god! that boo piper dude just got 23 million in SFL!"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
person 2: "yeah, he better thank God that he's a Ryan"
by cucklefisher February 2, 2020

by DracoTKSRadio May 20, 2014

A whiny little “future marine” that can’t take a joke and hates his life. He has threatened to shoot up his school multiple times and claims that he will kill everyone. He is a mondo cunt waffle and his mom wants him to get the fuck out of her house and to find the chromosome that he is missing.
Gavin Piper threatened to shoot me to day so I said he was a lactating tiny penis bitch and he cried and ran away.#fish and chips#gavinsmom#fishandholyshit
by blueflare600 January 29, 2019

by Trivahn Sadsack February 23, 2024
