Mrs. Puff

A teacher who can stand the dumbest kids ever. Can also be used as a verb (as in "pulling a Mrs.Puff)

"Dude, she pulled a Mrs. Puff when Jimbo asked a question she just answered."

by Not John Doe April 9, 2015

cream puff

A nickname used by a hot lesbian vampire for a cute, dorky girl.

Carmilla looked at Laura with her seduction eyes and said, "Buckle up, cream puff."

by absolute-garbage August 6, 2015

Pluff

The word pluff is used to replace a word you can't think of, or in 'poetry,' when the word you want to use doesn't fit with the rhythm scheme. It basically means anything you want it to mean, but can be incredibly confusing if the context is not made clear. Pluff was first brought into existence by Clur

"We wrote this in the coffin to pluff the painting with the stare"

"The CBG and Maureen get pluff cross with we"

"He was well pluffed"

"No one pluffs Paul's guitar!"

by Schpoon May 18, 2008

Puffing Peter

Cock sucking, blow job (tends to be popular with homosexuals)

Tom Cruise loves puffing peter!

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Penis Puffer Fish

To put an erect penis in your mouth and puff hard until your cheeks expand like a puffer fish.

She looked like a Penis Puffer Fish with my dick in her mouth.

by AnselMO January 25, 2014

Bloated Cheeto Puff

An arrogant racist orange man who is now the president of the United States, a.k.a. Donald J. Trump.

Person A: Hey, you know who won the election?
Person B: Yeah, the Bloated Cheeto Puff.

by OfficerHaught November 13, 2016

fluffy puff marshmallows

They're fluffity, they're puffity. One two three four five.

Fluffy puff marhsmallows make breakfast shiver with flavor.

by Marshie March 29, 2003