Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
by PseudoNullXero December 15, 2023
Get the I will sleep early todaymug. A popular flooring and carpeting company that has a catchy jingle that no one could resist singing along to when the commercial comes on
by rosenovarocks July 23, 2021
Get the Empire Todaymug. if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025
Get the if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions askedmug. The phrase that will give you PTSD.
If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:
Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.
Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.
Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.
Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
If you hear 'Did you pray today?' whether it'd be in the distance or behind you, you will be in a world of eternal torment, and not the good type. Here are some primary examples of the phrase:
Whether you are in a dark room and you hear 'Did you pray today?' (If you're lucky, you'll hear it only one time, but if you hear it TWO times Did you pray today? Did you pray today? that means they'll go all in.
Some say that this phrase comes from @justjoofficial, a terrifying individual that is not afraid to dick you down on some gangster shit.
Justjoofficial is a level 5 threat, and you by any means, must NOT come in contact with him.
Here is a way to PREVENT him from coming after you, but it won't fully stop him. Consider praying when you wake up in the morning, and when you go to bed. You can hear 'Did you pray today' in any point and time, so praying is our best bet.
Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about the new Nintendo Direct? It's pretty fir- Wait... OH MY GOD BEHIND YOU!
Guy 2: Wha-?
Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
Guy 2: Wha-?
Justjoofficial: Did you pray today? Did you pray today? Cause if you didn't. . .
by Boonduck April 2, 2025
Get the Did you pray today?mug. In today's world of constant stimulation, and being present and available everywhere all the time, Todaying is a respite from all of it.
Todaying is a state of mind, a place of 0 judgement, where everyone can find and do whatever they consider fun.
Todaying is about pursuing simple pleasures, and micro funs. For some it may be figuring out a book to their tastes and reading it. For others it may be finding places to do a pub crawl with friends.
It's not the same for everyone, but everyone finds their moment of happiness, today and now!
Todaying is a state of mind, a place of 0 judgement, where everyone can find and do whatever they consider fun.
Todaying is about pursuing simple pleasures, and micro funs. For some it may be figuring out a book to their tastes and reading it. For others it may be finding places to do a pub crawl with friends.
It's not the same for everyone, but everyone finds their moment of happiness, today and now!
Harsha said he is todaying at his home, he is watching a netflix documentary series about Railroads that built America in 19th century.
Hey, listen. I'm todaying with my work collegues. We are by this small sushi place by the Bank. They also have amazing Sake. Come by if you want to check it out!
Robert and Anne from bookclub are todaying at the park, getting some sun. I am going to join them.
Hey, listen. I'm todaying with my work collegues. We are by this small sushi place by the Bank. They also have amazing Sake. Come by if you want to check it out!
Robert and Anne from bookclub are todaying at the park, getting some sun. I am going to join them.
by ?WHY NOT April 27, 2024
Get the Todayingmug. 1. An adjective describing something of insurmountable greatness/perfection.
2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
2. A reference to the Pop song Daily Routine by Grøøt, released August 14th, 2024.
This song is so I woke up today, dude!
Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
Guys, I woke up todayyyyyy and I knew it was gonna be a great day!
by grootunknown January 2, 2025
Get the I woke up todaymug. Old colloquial southern saying "Mad today, glad tomorow", means just what it says for instance if a neighbor, friend, family member with whom you are on decently close terms may come to misunderstanding over a slight or mishap perceived by one or the other and suffer hurt or injurious feelings to their pride, ego, etc. He/she would or will soon get over that and move on to resume their relationship (with hopefully, a better understanding of each other) again...therefore, mad today, glad tomorow! Not mad at nobody! Just sayin', sometimes a thing, matter/issue has to be put in check by making someone think about their actions that may have brought on the discord. Be Happy, Worry!
Miss Evie expressed her regret emotionally and out loud to the group of ladies who had forgotten to bring the cold salads for the spring tea buffet to which her sister Margaret who headed the sunshine committee, replied...mad today, glad tomorrow!
by Sassafras Seraphim August 31, 2020
Get the mad today, glad tomorrowmug.