Floor licker

One who is of an outcast of the social world; who with no friends.

Man, that guy was such a floor licker.

by wakytaco12 May 16, 2016

Gym Floor

Definition: Flat and crusty, known as Jeays Matz

Some asshole: Have you seen Gym Floor today?

Another asshole: No i haven't yet..

by FBMS May 13, 2019

floor polish

Sexual position. With the starting point in a hoover maneuver, you quickly turn over the girl, so that her hair is touching the floor (preferrably non-carpeted flooring). Make quick circular motions, while banging away on the Stella, until the floor has a beautiful shine.

1
- Yo, Alex, what's that hair doing on your floor?
- I did some floor polishing with Stella last night.

2
- Hey, Tom! Check out my floor. I was floor polishing with my Stella all night!

- Yes!

by Canadian Viking August 2, 2007

Floor Bitch

One who is forced to reside or sleep on the floor due to lack of empty couches, beds, or chairs.

Kyle: Dibs on couch!
Stephen: I call the bed!
Adam: What about me?

Kyle and Stephen: Floor Bitch!

by DjVileStump March 30, 2010

Humping the Floor

A move which involves slamming the lower parts of the body on the floor while flopping around on it. Often performed at parties.

Bob: Man, that party last night was lit.
Jeff: Sure was. Did you see Heather Humping the Floor last night? It was sick.

by Bunbeeper December 8, 2016

Floor Drugs

Drugs that are found on the ground, usually at Electronic Music Dance shows. They can be either in a bagged or out in the open state.

When I was up near the stage I looked down and found these floor drugs. I'm going to have the best night of my life!

by Adnatviek October 5, 2013

floor corn

Popcorn that has sadly fallen from its bag or bowl and landed upon the ground thus rendering it useless.

"If i had not spilled my popcorn to the ground, i wouldnt have all this shitty ass floor corn" -Hubert Cumber Dale

"Floor corn is the worst of the corn family, providing no nutrients and harming the planet at the same time. Alaska will never be the same." -Time Magazine

"Nay is the true meaning of Alvis Time Ham nor Floor Corn, the true meaning of Alvis time is Popcorn" -Cale Sakowki

by Jameson Thurgood March 17, 2008