faux-doc

When you arrive for your doctors appointment and instead of seeing your doctor, they send in nurse practitioner to diagnose and treat you yet still bill the appointment at the same fee.

That faux-doc said I was fine and sent me on my way but was hospitalized the next day for Malaria..

by anonymous January 6, 2024

DOC

Drug of choice

Heroin is my DOC

by therey2134 November 20, 2024

What’s up Doc?

Getting pegged with a carrot and then having your partner take a bite out of it explaining “Eh, what’s up Doc?”

Jessica brought a carrot into the bedroom last night. I knew instantly she wanted some What’s up Doc?

by Nomad13 June 5, 2024

Doc Coc

Doc Coc is where one snorts cocaine off of a female nurses vagina.

Boy, I want to do a doc coc to that nurse over there.

by PigeonsAreBeast November 5, 2016

shot docs

A dumb thing that Laurence frequently says
Other quotes relating to the context "dingas but"
See also: "pingas"

"That was a really good pass bro" "yeah shot docs"

by Friendly neighbourhood gronk July 5, 2014

DoCS

Doctoral School Computer Science
New program for doctoral students at university of vienna

Here are information on the new DoCS.

by Pilzdieb September 30, 2020

DOC

Drug Of Choice

My DOC is psilocybin but I like the minimal effects of white vein kratom too.

They said you had to share your DOC so I said alcohol because it's a drug too.

by Atari Harikari January 30, 2023