Post Band Discovery Obsession

In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual

Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!

by Fangirls everywhere August 20, 2012

kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke

typically, retarded sounding ass kids who think they are funny, when indeed they are always very annoying and bitchy, usually they blast german or Russian anthems and songs for everyone to know how fucking annoying they are.

"Hey bro, listen to this Russian anthem made from note blocks in Minecraft! it's so funny."
kids who are obsessed with Russia as a joke

by fedsbeds November 24, 2021

Rianna’s obsession

Barnye.

Person1:Do you know who or what Rianna’s obsession is ?
Person2: No , what it is?
Person1: It’s him , Barnye

by mgrvi.r January 8, 2022

tom holland obsession

someone who is fixated with the sexiness that is tom holland 😍.

That girl charlotte, yeah she has a tom holland obsession.

by foryourinfomation May 11, 2022

obscessantly

Obscenely, incessantly obsessive.

I've got this creepy stalker. He's been leering at me obscessantly.

by theemaxx September 19, 2010

Obsesties

The state of wishing you were best friends ("besties") with a celebrity who will most likely never notice you. Those who become "obsesties" with someone famous (e.g. an actor/actress, singer, YouTuber, musician, comedian, etc.) will likely tweet regularly at said famous person in hopes of getting retweeted. They also probably write articles about them and/or Fan Fiction. One evolves from "obsesties" to "besties" once noticed by their famous person of interest in any way, shape, or form.

"I know I can't be besties with Jennifer Lawrence so I'll just have to settle for being obsesties."
"Ke$ha is my obsestie"
"I was obsesties with Jenna Marbles, but she retweeted me so we're TOTALLY besties now."

by @brittneyplz August 19, 2013

Obssesive Blick Disorder

A mental disorder where one wants to act hood and play with guns when they grew up in a nice and peaceful surburban area with their mom and dad. (OBD)

Basketball players Ja Morant and Mikey Williams have Obssesive Blick Disorder.

by JucoLegend.org June 16, 2023