electronic organ

n.) When your heart is manufactured by the 99 cent store in your area, it is an electronic organ.

n.) When your science teacher fucks up and means organism, or when Google Autocorrect fucks up.
Karen placed an order for a drum set priced at $979.99 and an electronic organ for $1754.49 at the 99 cent store.
by Humanish September 30, 2020
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organic fleshlight

Got me an organic fleshlight last night
by ExpectNeo April 13, 2019
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Organic Douche

One person who constantly bitches about the benefits and moral obligation of eating organic food, even at the risk of losing their friends.
Friendly Dude: "Hey, wanna come over for dinner? My new chicken recipe is just awesome!"
Organic Douche: "No, sorry, I never eat non-organic food."
Friendly Dude: "Didn't you eat at McDonald's just yesterday?"
Organic Douche: Yeah, but just because I didn't have time to cook."
by FrankNoWar January 18, 2014
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organ pounder

A loose medical term to use in the case of a males genitals being almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect.
James is an organ pounder so almost every week he rips his pants with his dick.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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organ pounder

A loose medical term used when a males genitalia that is almost super humanly strong when erect or going from flaccid to erect. And will hurt partners in coitus or other sexual or love making acts Involving the dominant male partners genitals. This occurs in anal or vaginal use and the term is derived from when the area or inner part of the partners orifice is either damaged or bruised in some way. Such as major rips or tears of anal or vaginal tissue. And other unique cases are of humiliating accident of ripping pants or breaking zippers with jolts of an erection.
Jennifer's boyfriend has an organ pounder of a dick and she can't even stand.
by Dr. Francisco baker December 31, 2017
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Sewage organs

The name for a Sjogrens Syndrome patient's organs after their immune system has retardedly attacked them with a force tantamount to David Beckham kicking a soccer ball from midfield.
He got a PhD and was succeeding in life while battling Sjogrens. He then developed sewage organs and became double biocucked.
by HopfBifurcation March 20, 2023
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organic strange

An extra-marital sexual experience provided by a non-professional. To be distinguished from inorganic strange, which must be provided by a sex-worker.
Tim: I got some organic strange while I was in Chicago over the weekend.
Tom: Damn, dude, where'd you find that?
Tim: Tinder
by FriendOrFlake April 12, 2016
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