purple neckasaurus

a noun for the one thing a person requests from a list of items that is unavailable or unaccessible

Waitress: We have vanilla ice cream, strawberry shortcake, and chocolate brownies.

Tom: But you don't have any coconut ice cream??

James: Gosh! She would of said coconut ice cream if there WAS coconut ice cream!! What a purple neckasaurus

by 2323happens June 13, 2009

Butt Nuck

A retard who steals other people's job opportunities.

You butt nuck! I can't believe you took my job at McDonalds!

by Savagekats October 26, 2017

twat nucket

A squanchy faced woman whos goal in life is to be a complete cunt/succubus.

My ex is a such a fucking twat nucket, she's still trying to make herself look like a helpless Sack of lying decomposing shit.

by Mr. Puppers May 6, 2021

Nuccah

A giant tree

A fat ass nucca tried to hang himself from a nuccah only for the nuccahs branch to break and him to fall 40 ft onto his car.

by Wigger. July 9, 2003

nucket

de iggerant don't p'nounce words all dat well.

It actually means 'nugget'.

by Forte July 17, 2004

neckagility

the ability to move your neck with a wooden spoon in your mouth to hit your friend on the head.

Dude, you need to improve your neckagility.

It's all in the neckagility.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yv3Cpk_suc

by Neck Spooner August 4, 2008

nut nuckle

open your fingers and rub fast

uuu i want a nut knuckle so bad my balls ich

by sdfasdf August 5, 2003