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Notification

The thing that makes a sound (unless it's a silent notification) when you're watching porno on your smartphone. VERY annoying.
I hate these notifications! They ALWAYS interrupt my porn watching!
by Twight0931 March 26, 2021
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Notififuck

When you receive a notification for an offer to fuck
by thatswackdotcom April 1, 2021
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notiphobia

Fear of notifications, e.g. having your discord status on Do not Disturb 24/7, and responding to all of your messages after about three hours have passed due to no notifications.
Man, the other guy must have notiphobia or something. He's always on do not disturb and takes hours to respond.
by notfoop April 24, 2021
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noticment

To notice something or make an observation
"it wasn't a complaint it was a noticment
by jfk_42069 July 20, 2021
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notid

"he is such a notid"
by ABXHENCJ August 4, 2021
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Notis

Notis is the abbreviation of Panagiotis. He likes men. His parents left him when he was 2 years old because they were disappointed of this mistake. He is very lonely. He has no friends at the orphanage. He is blond and skinny.
If you find Notis help him make friends.
by Giwrgoskddi November 20, 2021
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Notirement

Continuing to work at something you love with no clear definition of when to stop.
After 40 years in real estate sales and marketing, I should be retiring. Instead, I have decided my next phase is notirement - continuing on with no clear ending in sight. I love my career and the people I meet and want to continue as long as it feels good. I have enough income without it, but will keep on anyway.
by Luckier November 23, 2021
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