An Angry Dick. Anytime your buddy is acting like a total dick.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Sometimes after a serious cock block you suffer from Hostile Sausage.
Dude, Rob is such an angry dick!, no dude, he's worse then that, He's a Hostile Sausage.
Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
Oh man, Billy totally blew it for me with Lisa, I got a serious Hostile Sausage now.
by Hostile Sausage June 30, 2009
A type of sausage whose natural habitat is in bed, although it is not necessarily a reproductive organ. Similar to a Meat Penis.
"How was that generic sausage last night?"
"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"
"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...
...in bed."
"Did you see that generic sausage on the tube last night???"
"My generic sausage can fit any specifications...
...in bed."
by Uchiha64 November 08, 2010
by dancefloor July 23, 2009
The male version of a Daisy Chain. When a group of men form a complete circle with each man butt-fucking and being butt-fucked simultaneously (it also works orally).
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.
This is a tricky sex act. If the group of participating men don't keep a good rhythm going, things can easily get out of whack, breaking the link and sometimes causing serious injury.
Having participated in their first successful sausage link, Tom and Dave would finally be treated with more respect by the seasoned veterans in their group.
by Colostomy Kid May 20, 2006
1.) Kielbasa is a precooked smoked sausage that is highly seasoned with ingredients such as garlic and then produced in links or rings that are approximately 1" to 2" in diameter.
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song
2.) Slang term for a Man's penis
3.) A TENACIOUS D Song
1.) "That's one spicy Kielbasa sausage"
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."
2.) Halofan1999: I like Kielbasa sausage
linkinparkfan99: Buttsekz?
3.) "I love ya baby but all I can think about is
Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm."
by Drunken Ninja April 07, 2005
Very much like a cumberland sausage, but only in shape. Manufactured by allowing a used tampon to become saturated in beef-gravy and then forced into a (often used also) flavoured condom. Tied at the end, it resembles any other sausage, though the taste is rather different. Very popular in Cumbernauld and the surrounding areas (Airdrie and Coatbridge) amongst the Glasgow diaspora. Does not export well. Suitable for vegetarians.
That was a lovely night of Buckfast, though my head is pounding with Alcohol withdrawal. Perhaps a Cumbernauld Sausage will cure me of these ills.
by Dusky Seaside August 10, 2013
by mfizzleyo October 29, 2008