An almost universally accepted societal value that is almost immune from questioning, often unreasonably so.
by Libertine October 04, 2005
by sim simma December 03, 2004
A hugging cow is a hamburger patty wrapped in pastrami on a hamburger bun. See Bill Dauterive from King of the Hill
I can't decide between a pastrami sandwich and a hamburger, I think I'll get both and have a hugging cow.
by Bugsy Seagull January 15, 2010
by AbnormalBoy January 24, 2005
when there is a parting in someone's hair that naturally goes towards the back of the head - so it looks like a cow has licked your head
by hungry cow October 27, 2003
Mythical rural activity in which the perpetrators sneak up on a sleeping, standing cow in the dead of night and push it over sideways. Tends not to work for several reasons:
1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.
Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.
1. Cows don't sleep standing up (unlike horses, which do), nor do they zone out while standing up unless they're seriously ill.
2. Cows are quite heavy.
3. Dairy farmers hate this sort of shit and will probably bring it all over your dumb ass if they spot you trying.
Mostly it's a ploy to get foolish drunk people out in pastures in the middle of the night. People who've watched Heathers a few too many times might actually try it on their own.
Yee-haw! We gonna' treat you right, city slickers, with some good ol' fashioned cow-tippin' tonight! Finish yer beers and let's go git 'em!
by Flick April 01, 2004
by canadianpuffhippo June 05, 2018