Jared Joke

A joke or Meme that is completely irrelevant to the conversation.
"I got a flat tire on the highway and I don't know why?"

"Maybe if my cock was in your mouth you wouldn't of had a flat tire." -Jared Joke
by Steven Verrell December 24, 2014
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tofler joke

A joke so incredibly bad/lame that you want to kill the teller so hard they will die to death. Most often a terrible pun.

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Jeremy: What happens when two snails fight?
Marc: What?
Jeremy: They SLUGG it out! Get it?
Marc: SUCH a tofler joke...
by angry@tofler July 30, 2010
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fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.
"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"
by TheTMJ November 25, 2016
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Recycled Joke

the reuse of a joke told by one person by another in a different conversation usually because of lack of sense of humour.
Mark: Hey John What did the the chicken say to the cook.
John: Who gives a fuck that a Recycled Joke
by stevirus1608 September 26, 2010
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Joke-lie

When you are giving false information but in a joking voice or manner
I told my mom I was too sick for school in a joking manner, but I was clearly all right, so you could say I was joke-lying. A joke-lie is when you are giving false information but in a joking manner.
by Moneyman1 February 26, 2021
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Death Joke

(N) A very bad and poorly timed joke. The worst joke a person could tell. A joke that not only spoils the mood, but makes the situation uncomfortable.
After Flynn told the death joke, you could here a pin drop, and every body headed for the door.
by Tresfingers October 16, 2011
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Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.
my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke
by Dr.Doofus December 02, 2017
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