1: yo man can you give me a ride I don’t want my mom knowing I got detention
2: nah man I can’t my car don’t got gas
1: cmon bro please
2: sorry dude you sap asl
2: nah man I can’t my car don’t got gas
1: cmon bro please
2: sorry dude you sap asl
by anonymous June 21, 2024
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by VaginaWoolf December 23, 2019
Get the butt sap mug.Slow-Ass Person(s). Anyone, not necessarily senior citizen(s), who slow you down on the street, in a public place, or on the bus, train, ferry, or in a car, when you need to get somewhere in a hurry.
Mr. Weinstein, could you please tell Mr. Colavito that I'll be coming to work late? I have a SAP slowing me down on the ferry---if he doesn't move his butt faster, I'll miss the boat!
by pentozali December 11, 2012
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SAP stands for "sexual authoritarian puritans". The term encompasses a set of beliefs that are rooted in shaming "problematic" sexual behaviors between consenting adults. SAPs often have beliefs that overlap with right-wing conservatives, SWERfs (sex worker-exclusionary radical feminists), and TERFs (trans-exclusionary radical feminists), but SAPs consider themselves progressives. SAPs usually cloak their sex-negative beliefs in progressive sounding language and often end up targeting people with marginalized identities, particularly transgender women and sex workers.
SAP: This fictional piece of media about a kinky gay vampire and his human submissive is problematic! It fetishizes gay men and has an age gap relationship between a man in his twenties and an immortal being! I need to target the lesbian creator of this story!
A rational human being: You're being a SAP, stop harassing adults for harmless expressions of sexuality.
A rational human being: You're being a SAP, stop harassing adults for harmless expressions of sexuality.
by leatherhedonist October 13, 2020
Get the SAP mug.Someone whose depression or sad behavior gets in the way of their social life; Making that person hard to deal with.
This word originated from a mix of the words "sad" and "person". If you have a friend who often talks to you about their sad life, again and again, they are being a sap. If your friend ruins the fun group's handout mood with their sadness, they are being a sap. If you find yourself doing these behaviors above, chances are you are being a sap. It's good to realize you are being a sap before you ruin friendships or annoy people.
This word originated from a mix of the words "sad" and "person". If you have a friend who often talks to you about their sad life, again and again, they are being a sap. If your friend ruins the fun group's handout mood with their sadness, they are being a sap. If you find yourself doing these behaviors above, chances are you are being a sap. It's good to realize you are being a sap before you ruin friendships or annoy people.
"I love hanging out with Phill but sometimes he's such a fucking sap.
All Phill talks about is how sad and depressing his life is, he's a broken record.
Why can't we have a day where Phili doesn't vent about his problems?"
"Hey man, can I talk to you about how I feel without me sounding like a sap?"
"Of course, bro."
"Thanks, man. So I've been dealing with... and I feel... you know?"
"Shit man that's tough, if you need to talk more just let me know. Don't worry bro you're not being a sap right now. You just need to speak your mind during a tough hill in your life right now."
All Phill talks about is how sad and depressing his life is, he's a broken record.
Why can't we have a day where Phili doesn't vent about his problems?"
"Hey man, can I talk to you about how I feel without me sounding like a sap?"
"Of course, bro."
"Thanks, man. So I've been dealing with... and I feel... you know?"
"Shit man that's tough, if you need to talk more just let me know. Don't worry bro you're not being a sap right now. You just need to speak your mind during a tough hill in your life right now."
by Bad2Good November 2, 2020
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