A Jesse is a selfish uptight redneck dumbass who does not deserve to live. Most of the time Jesse's are fat and fugly. If you ever meet a Jesse Scream say DEMON! and run away.
OMG you are acting like a stalker right now u Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
I cant believe how dumb and ugly you are, you are such a Jesse!
by Dalala February 6, 2009
Get the Jessemug. someone who adds a large amount of drama and disfunction to any and every band that they are a part of.
by AJ Senechel October 7, 2008
Get the Jessemug. A player. Has an older brother and is very short. He is slim and not exactly the smartest person you will ever meet. 🙄 Jesse acts much older than his actual age but surely doesn't look the part.
by 🌮 Taco 🌮 May 12, 2019
Get the Jessemug. A hot sexy and handsome guy who is a wordsmith. He likes to use random words and phrases to occupy time. He has a long schlong but it only belongs to one girl! He likes WuTang and the color Red. If he had a different name it would be Hung Lo
by WuTangKillaBeexx March 29, 2017
Get the Jessemug. Ugly brown/ranga hair slut who's only friend is her sister or her cousin. Jess either plays ping pong or tennis which both she is completely shit at and she's most likely born a lesbian. Jess's favorite food is oranges and lemon. Jess tries to be healthy when making food choices but she loves to indulge in sweet food which her mum despises. Jess is absolutely huge, she's the biggest woman I've seen in my life, she's a fat fuck.
'Holy shit is that bitches name "jess" she's enormous'
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"
"Ugh, is that Jess with her cousin again?? Aren't they from Alabama"
by pinkflowerlover May 4, 2022
Get the Jessmug. by emowhore April 19, 2020
Get the jessmug. Jesse shut up!
by MonkeyKori January 16, 2017
Get the Jessemug.