Please Die

A response for when your friends decide to make a sad, tasteless joke, bring up a touchy memory, or just do some weird, pointless shit, that makes one question as to why a bus has not proceeded to hit them yet.
Person one: Do you want to hear a joke?
Person two: Uh, sure?
Person one: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Person two: ...
Person one: Because he wasn't peeling well!
Person two: Please die...
by FuckAllOfYou... April 23, 2017
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Mugga Please

Jump of that skyscraper?! Mugga Please are you crazy?

I cant stand this mugga please computer!!
by Travis Wilber December 09, 2003
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Trigga Please!

An incredulous comment made by students when the Trigger whips out a brand new slideshow towards what you thought was the end of the lecture. Its usage has also been recorded when the Trigger attempts to demolish anyone with an opinion differing from his, under the veil of education.
-"I am the greatest political genius to grace this earth since Thomas Nast, fear my belly and my ego as they wobble about, knocking inferior opinions and teenagers' self esteem aside"
-"Then why do you teach public high school and community college? Trigga Please!"
by Anonymous Cynic February 10, 2008
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Please Flinch

Arnold Schwarzenegger Guest Voice:
(N.) Something you tell to tiny, girly men who donnut hava ze Big Arms cause they are weak, spineless girly men and I das run them over in my Christmas Blockbuster Hit, "JINGLE ALL THE WAY!!!"
"Please Flinch, Girly Man."
Do Not Don't Flinch.
by G-Union 2 November 12, 2004
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Sucka Please

Replacement for 'nigga please'; less offensive.
by Smerah July 24, 2008
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Gurl, please!

What you say to your friend when she's not being rational.
by b.f.e.i.t.w.w. March 29, 2013
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ninja please

like nigga please, but for slick folk.
means i don't think so
"you think that chick is hot?ninja, please!"
by jilldo December 28, 2003
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