A place I could catch a body and compliment in the same day
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it
People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.
Somewhere you could really say "were those gunshots or fireworks"
Get any food you want, gotta love it
People say "dont go here," but mf i LIVE here. Outside all day and if you cant keep up with the game then dont play.
Englewood, NJ: Chill town in North Jersey, Close to NYC, really a place where if u aint got guts youll get trampled
Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood
Fuck they doing in Tenafly? Come to Englewood
by jca$hkillemsathoe June 18, 2025
Get the Englewood, NJmug. Englewood NJ is the most diverse town in Bergen county, NJ. It has a beautiful and thriving downtown area with lots of places to shop and multiple eateries for all budgets. As with most of Bergen county the taxes are very high, but that does not seem to be reflected in the public school education ratings. Most of Englewood schools have terrible ratings. The de facto segregation that occurs at my town's public schools is one reason why the city is not rated higher on a list of best places to live in Bergen county. Other than that, Englewood has it all.
by lumi0102 March 5, 2017
Get the Englewood, NJmug. Ocean city new Jersey is a very privilege town and is very Republican it's also known for being a tourist hot spot for the beach and boardwalk and no Alcohol sold anywhere. There are not a lot of African Americans in the town
by SomeGuyInNJ July 23, 2020
Get the Ocean City NJmug. A town that is too big to function. It's a place filled with rich families that go to the mall like it's their job. Kids all go to private school or OBHS and everyone knows everyone, no matter what. Stay at home moms who gossip while going shopping and getting thier nails done. Also, a lot of older couples who go out to the local bars to see bands play and get drunk off martinis. They complain about not having money but go on vacation 4 times a year and get new cars every year and everyone owns a vacation house. Just leave.
Old Bridge, NJ is located in central jersey.
by Hepplememe23 December 28, 2016
Get the old bridge, njmug. A town in Northeastern NJ. Perhaps Millburn/Short Hills, NJ's poorer cousin. They have half of the town which is nice, and half which is not. However, they have a very lively downtown which makes up for their somewhat lousy school system.
by Happy facer boi March 14, 2022
Get the Maplewood, NJmug. Full of Italians and white basic hoes. Everyone here has a nicotine addiction and for god sakes the hs is a CALIFORNIA CAMPUS. Who is that stupid. Anyways we do have amazing pizzerias though !!!
Friend: Omg, what happened!!
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
Friend 2: he told me I wasn’t Italian enough to date him !
Friend: what did you expect, he’s from Easthanover, nj
by hornet July 3, 2019
Get the Easthanover, njmug. Lyndhurst NJ, a town located in Bergen County is quite a boring place for its average resident. Traffic here is crazy, and people are coming from Newark, Kearny, North Arlington, and New York. New Jersey drivers are known to be crazy, so in this town you'll hear the occasional 3 minute honk-fest. Lyndhurst NJ has quite a few spots to have fun, but is mostly quite a boring town. You can go to Riverside Park located on River Rd, overseeing the Passaic RIver. It's a great place to live if you work in Newark, as it's only a 10-11 minute car ride. Lyndhurst NJ is a italian mf so you're gonna see a lot of pizza shops located all around the town. Lyndhurst NJ is pretty small, and it borders Rutherford, and North Arlington. It has many major highways in a 1 mile vicinity. Such as Route 3, Route 7, Route 21, Route 17, I-95, and more. There are not a lot of spots, as I have said. There is 2 other parks beside Riverside Park, called Lyndhurst Township Park (the park where all the highschoolers and middleschoolers go) and Meadowlands park which is located near Orient Way. Now, lets talk about the people here. In the middle school you'll find a lot of 6th, and 7th graders vaping. It's funny, because this is a white suburb, with a middle school that cost over 100 million dollars to build.
Lyndhurst NJ is an alright place. As a resident of over 6 years, I'd say it's a bit boring. It can be nice though, I'd say.
by handleMYcandle December 23, 2022
Get the Lyndhurst NJmug.