Vale Nipple

1) Ian and Ula Jodi's retarded daughter

2) Likes being spanked by Bernard and Jenni

3) Often wears a see-through shirt to give a sneak peek of her tits
Vale Nipple is an F student, akin with her friends.
by stellathefairy November 16, 2017
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shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS
theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
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Nipple Gut

Another term for man boobs, referring to a guy with a large belly who also has excessive fat in his upper chest region
Nick has been gaining some weight he’s got a nice nipple gut growing on him.
by Tony2two2times July 25, 2020
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Nipple-ectomy

This is when you catch your nipple ring on something and tear your nipple off and your ring out.
OMG! I caught my nipple ring on the shower door this morning and almost had a nipple-ectomy. I hurt like a mother bear!!
by Boobralicious June 04, 2009
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Tits and Nipples

Something that is better then good. (gooder than good).

The description of a great idea.

derived by a cool guy from the U.S.A. that loves fishing. He likes building things too.
That bbq shack you built is Tits and Nipples.
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nipple shower

A shower in which the faucet is placed low on the wall as such that when any person taller than 5’ 10” attempts to wash themselves, the stream of water will contact their body at a point no taller than their nipples. To wash one’s face/head it is necessary to squat in the shower which is of course awkward and uncomfortable.
Bob-"Dude this hotel sucks! I can't fit in that shower."
Andy-"Well if you weren't so freaking tall you wouldn't have a problem."
Bob- "I'm sick of staying in places with these Nipple Showers."
by Mc B June 30, 2010
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nipple holocaust

Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner
we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal.
by Joe/chris December 06, 2005
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