sour nipple

when one goes into the sea the nipple area becomes red and scabby with possible bleeding

i was wave boarding when all of a sudden my nipples started to itch. i jumped off of the wave board and into the ocean. man my nipples stung more than a bee! i got out of the water as quickly as possible and my mom put lotion on my nipples. it was too late. my nipples already started to peel off and bleed. SOUR NIPPLE SUCKS!

by dr doofenshmirtz December 31, 2013

shrew nipples

uncomfortably long nipples, something that you measure in YARDS

theo: dude i smashed tina so hard last night! turns out she has shrew nipples!
zoe: oh god! nasty!

by flappy_cooch_69 April 22, 2020

goose nipples

When you get nipples covering your body instead of bumps when you get cold.

When Maggie gets cold, she gets goose nipples.

by Novandalis December 24, 2015

albino nipples

Flesh colored areolas and nipples.

Check out the albino nipples on that hot ass porn star. Where do they begin and how can they end?

by Mummbles the clown June 1, 2015

nipple shock

nip•ple shock (nip’əl shäk) n. 1 trauma to the pectoralis causing pain at the tip of the nipple 2 (adj.) paralyzed in awe after seeing a huge pair of knockers.

1 ouch! You hit me in the tit with a ping-pong ball I'm if fucking nipple shock!
2 woah... That pair of jugs was amaizing, I'm in nipple shock bro.

by General Maxim September 25, 2008

nipple swag

Some one with incredibly handsome looking nipples generally a male.

(Nipples do not ever contain hair)

Girl 1; hey look at that guy's chest. He has the best nipple swag I have seen in my life.

by Zonalprawn April 17, 2014

nipple holocaust

Grabbing of each others nipples in an excessive manner

we just had a nipple holocaust up there...it was brutal.

by Joe/chris December 7, 2005