Nick

A person that tries to go to the gym but stays fat because of his chronic addiction to Five Guys. Nick is the type person to eat sushi at a public school or substitute with something unhealthy.

Adam: “who do you sit with at lunch”
Christian: “I sit with Nick”
Adam: “Oh you mean the kid that plays on the Nintendo Switch”

by FiveGuys.gov March 1, 2020

Nick

Nick is the cutest man ever. He is surprisingly into Asians which bums all the white girls out because they all love him. The one flaw he has about him is that he is a book worm.. BORING! He is also mega thicc for a man. When you look into his face he is so sexy even the guys can't resist. He is a weeaboo, which is why all the Asians are attracted to him.

Guy 1: Wow did you hear about the new kid Nick
Guy 2: OMg yesss he is soooo thicc and hot
Guy 1: ikr

by wetguy69420yeah October 4, 2018

nick

something that chooses when to exist

wheres nick
idk

poof
theres nick

by MR.Psycho_yt February 11, 2022

nick

absolute fucking god at da hood

"Have you seen that boy nick's aim?"

"Yes holy shit he has to be locking"

by shmeattloaf December 26, 2022

Nick

A fucking dick that will snitch on you and your fucking best friend

Nick asked me if I had weed on me I said yes then that bitch called the fucking police

by Lil broomstick69 December 23, 2019

Nick

A fat ass homo man who loves games and probably works at FedEx or Olive Garden. His dick is like a rock and his balls can Store at least 9lb of cum a day. He all most looks like a dwarf but tall like 5’10 ish. But he really likes milfs and dilfs

Wow look at that manatee nick

by Cunt father March 3, 2022

nick

a literal god. immortal. every man is scared of him. can end 10 lives with a single blink. also has never done anything wrong, never will, and never can.

guy 1: “i don’t really like that guy”
guy 2: “who?”
guy 1: “nick”
guy 2: “WHAT????????????”
*the first guy dies*
guy 2: “he deserved it”

by going inane March 25, 2022