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The Netflix Card

This occurs when one person has let another borrow their Netflix account.
Whenever the latter does anything the former may not like, they can threaten to revoke access to the account.
Amity: Your opinions suck and you're a bad friend!
Demitri: Bye bye Netflix.
Amity: NOOO! Stop using the Netflix Card on me!
by XenoPixel June 6, 2019
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netflix machine

A cheap console/streaming device used for the sole purpose of watching Netflix.
John: I wish I could watch Netflix in my room, but I’m not allowed to move the Xbox from downstairs

Todd: just go buy a wii, it’s a perfect Netflix machine
by matty b 69 May 3, 2018
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Netflix and no chill

When you watch Netflix with the door open and avoid all chill.
Caleb - "I went to Talia's room for Netflix and chill but all I got was Netflix and no chill"
Talia - "Why won't he make a move??!!?"
by Chinerzz November 21, 2018
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NetFlix Stress

The stress you feel when a Netflix DVD is sitting on your desk and you haven't had time to watch it.
I'm in a hurry! I've got Netflix Stress. There's a DVD at home I gotta' watch and get back into the mail -- or they'll never send me another one.
by Winvian girl July 20, 2011
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Netflix and Jeff

Watching netflix on your tablet or smartphone while taking a nasty crap on the toilet and blowing up the bathroom or trying to attempt a crap trap and being in there for over an hour.
I really had to netflix and jeff last night while attempting a crap trap for a friend.
by itsmells September 8, 2016
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Netflix drought

A period of time where someone cannot find absolutely anything to watch on Netflix despite the number of available series and movies.
This happens mostly when someone has finished a good series or movie that they think that nothing will compare to it, it is temporary and can last at most one to two months.
I finished Spartacus and now I am experiencing a Netflix drought.
by badman519 September 30, 2021
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Netflix body

A girl who is out of shape because she spends most of her free time watching Netflix.

A Netflix body is achieved by binge watching Netflix multiple hours a day, eating snacks from Trader Joes, drinking Starbucks Frappuccinos, and rarely working out.

A girl with a Netflix body will not necessarily be fat, but typically overweight. Sometimes, getting a Netflix body will play in a girl's favor and she will be seen as thick or curvy and, therefore, more attractive by men.

Netflix body may be shortened to just "Netflix bod" in conversation.
Guy #1: Dang! When did Rachel get so thick ?
Guy #2: Apparently she is rewatching The Office for the 3rd time and stopped going to the gym.
Guy #1: Oh, she has a total Netflix body now! I'm gonna ask if she wants to Netflix and chill...
by OatmanSupreme December 19, 2019
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