neilperrythedeadypus

An utterly stunning content creator who is the best person and mutual EVER.

Neilperrythedeadypus has never failed us with the content quality

omg have you seen neilperrythedeadypus' new video
Uh yeah of course who do you take me for a loser?

by Lizard.perry December 28, 2021

neilandas

A lithuanian man child who is a pedophile and who likes to destroy childrens rectums.
They can also have asian looking eyes in rare cases

Peter "Bro I just saw a neilandas"
Bob "Did you hide your children?"

by Pump daddy mind April 28, 2022

Bending Nails

Wasting time, or taking a long time to get prepared.

Especially used if a group of people are waiting a straggler, spending time on a trivial, non vital task.

Hurry up Joe stop bending nails

by Nail Bender November 27, 2012

Uncle Neil

To inject ones finger into the anus of another being

Last night I got an Uncle Neil

by Ddawg911 February 19, 2019

Cutting Nails

Painful stinging shits that are akin to the pain of trying to push a large nail out the ass.

Man I was cutting nails in there and now my asshole is stinging.

I was cutting nails and to hold the grab bars to get it worked out.

by Dick Onchin December 22, 2020

Lesbian nails

When a lesbian has acrylic nails but the fingers typically used during sex are left natural.

Look at her hand, she has lesbian nails 💅

by Honeydebon August 31, 2021

Cock Nails

Nails that look good wrapped around your cock.

Scenerio 1:
Her: I just got my nails done.

Him: yeah them cock nails will look good on my cock

Scenerio #2:
Guy1: bro did you see the Cock nails on Amber.?
Guy2:: yeah everyone has seen her Cock nails.

by *R3b3l!c!0u$* December 28, 2021