Ned puff

my 10th wife

ned puff make me a sandwich

by anonymous May 7, 2023

Son Of A Ned Flanders

Someone who is a goodie 2 shoes / never does anything wrong, abides by all laws and rules.. usually a virgin who sees sex as something disgusting and to be ashamed of.... Usually a book nerd

Person 1: I'm going out this weekend to the party.

Person 2: Cool! Can I come? I wanna score me some fresh young teen pussy

Person 1: Don't say that!?

Person 2: say what?

Person 1: Pussy... it's such a bad word

Person 2: man shut the fuck up and learn to break some rules once in a while you pussy little son of a ned flanders!

by SpeshalKay September 21, 2018

Ned

Ned is a nerd with no friends a bit of a dork but little do they know he's very smart and itlegent

Look there's Ned the nerd With dork hair and glasses

by Garbooooooo May 27, 2021

Wet Ned

The ineffectual yet heroic attempt to shove ones penis head into the nostril of one's partner whilst in the act of fellatio.

Felicity was surprised when John attempted to give her a Wet Ned

by Lil pierre December 4, 2015

Ned

Ned is a person who is the most sweetest kindest and handsomest person

Wow it’s Ned

by Urnanzarehot June 7, 2022

in the ned

it is what you say to someone named ned

omg hi in the ned

by zay<3 March 26, 2022

GArRy NeD day

We should celebrate this day every 23rd November this is because you can do what ever you want on this day such as skip school and stay up late

Today is gArRy NeD day I don’t have to go to school today

by Ami and Amelie your welcome x November 23, 2020