Topless nachos

Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips

those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.

by El crow December 26, 2007

nacho anus

The act of putting hot nacho cheese into one's anus and proceeding to squeeze it out unto nacho chips to enjoy.

"Man i'm hungry lets go make some nacho anus."

by The Jackel May 16, 2006

Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.

Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.

by Girtmexico July 21, 2012

Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).

Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?

by M.Chabon October 1, 2008

toilet nachos

food that has been discarded in the bathroom trashcan that is then taken out of the trash and eaten.

Chris must have been hungry last night, he snuck in the bathroom and ate the toilet nachos.

by princess1237 February 12, 2010

nacho bowl

If a woman is to have sex with more than one man, when a guy leaves his cum all over a girl's pussy for the next guy, so when guy 2 goes in it sticks all over his dick, like tortilla chips in nacho cheese.

"Her husband was pulling into the drive-way, so I nacho bowled his wife, and left the fucker a mess."

by twipie March 17, 2007

Nacho Puncher

When a dude during same sex intercourse, proceeds to aggressively lick off the cheesy like substance in between the other man's ball sack and asshole. (This substance is referred to as smegma.) Then spits it in his face and yells nacho cheese while pulling violently on his penis.

Guy 1: Wow, I am so sore from last night.
Guy 2: Ya, we Nacho Punched for hours.

or
Guy 1: We should try the Nacho Puncher.
Guy 2: Sure, I heard it was great at extending your penis.

by Rogue And N.A.S.A December 13, 2010