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half natty

Matt Ogus is a half natty.
by Wordington December 23, 2015
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natty bling

Natty Bling is a slang term for Natural Ice, a low cost beer that is 5.9% alcohol. Known for causing fights and shenanigans.
"Hey Danny lets get hammered tonight for the hell of it"
-"Ok but I only have like 10 bucks and I want to get wasted"
"No problem, instead of regular natty lets pick up a case of Natty Bling"
-"Oh god, last time we did that you almost killed Mike"
by _Seansken_ August 21, 2008
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nutty jar

a bag in which holds your testicles
oh man that bitch just kicked me in the nutty jar
by gingerminge jr December 21, 2009
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nutty bull

A person preferbely who you fucking hate and use this word because no one knows what it means
Yo I was at the park yesterday and saw that nutty bull
by The real nutty bull February 13, 2017
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Nutty November

To those who failed No Nut November:

The challenge is to masturbate or have sex as much as possible, every day until the end of November.

Unlike our brothers who can gain levitation or telekinesis by attempting the No Nut November, we gain a more... powerful power.
By releasing the energy of your body, you are cleansed of impurities and then create more energies. Repeating this cycle allows you to store even more energies, thus enabling you to transcend the mortal realm.

Day 3: You will gain the ability to see through objects.
Day 7: You will gain the ability to bend any element, giving you powers akin to the Avatar.
Day 15: You are no longer constrained by the limitations that men have. You are treading on the path of an immortal. Your stamina, strength, agility, and spirit become exponentially more powerful. Your power is now over 9000.
Day 21: This is where most of us will fail, but those who successfully pass upon this obstacle can directly breakthrough the 4th dimension, where all the gods reside.
Day 29: You have comprehended all the spatial and time laws. You are one with the multiverse, and the multiverse is you.

Day 30: You are now a living legend. All mortals and gods stand beneath you. With a casual glance, you can easily destroy countless stars. With just a wave, you can wipe out an entire universe. With a snap, half of the sentient beings will die across the multiverse, even Thanos have to call you Daddy. No one is your opponent.
Friend: I failed life...
Me: Why?
Friend: I masturbated today.
Me: Haa! I already masturbated 69 times today. It's Nutty November time baby
by 69th Dimension November 1, 2019
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Natty Lights

Natty Lights. small natural breasts
my girlfriend wants to get implants, but I really like her Natty Lights.
by wbsxtn November 28, 2020
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Thotty Nutty

When a thot (usually called Reece) slurps on your nuts like a hella thicc milkshake. This typically will be accompanied by lots of slurping noises caused by excess saliva on your penile and scrotul area.
Damn Chester, Casey gave me the Thotty Nutty special last night. It was awesome!
by Brown Sailor October 8, 2021
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