fuck that for a joke

When something is so unreal, it can't even qualify for a joke. It's just that fucked.

"Have you ever had a fuckin' Marlboro Red? I reckon there like fuckin' smokin' a White Ox No Filter, fuck that for a joke aye"

by TheTMJ November 24, 2016

“ur” jokes

A series of jokes and comebacks that started with “ur mum gay” followed by “ur dad lesbian” and so on. The only known exception to all starting with “ur” is “no u” which reversed the insult. The newer the comeback the more devistating the roast

Joe: ur mum gay
Carl: ur dad lesbian
Joe: ur granny tranny
Carl: don’t make me do it
Joe: do it pussy
Carl: ur dicks a chick
Joe: *sent to an alternate reality forced to walk alone for all of eternity, ashes fall on the floor*
Janitor, hours later: these “ur” jokes gotta stop.

by Dank meemees March 25, 2018

Joke Poke

A Joke Poke (like the word slow poke) is a friend that takes an incredibly long time to understand a joke. this person may need to have this joke explained by multiple people and even after every body is done explaining he/she still doesn't fully understand.

my friend braydyn is such a Joke Poke

by Dr.Doofus December 2, 2017

Death Joke

(N) A very bad and poorly timed joke. The worst joke a person could tell. A joke that not only spoils the mood, but makes the situation uncomfortable.

After Flynn told the death joke, you could here a pin drop, and every body headed for the door.

by Tresfingers October 15, 2011

ohio jokes

ether the funniest or dumbest jokes on earth, in the whole universe even, the amount of these "jokes" anyone has heard is maybe over 60 per person

person:have you seen this tiktok, its so funny
ohio joke maker: only in ohio
person: your ohio jokes are so unfunny

by mavis isnt green December 26, 2022

Marry joke

A "joke" that makes no sense, isn't funny and generally starts an argument.

Jeff ruined the whole party by telling a Marry joke.

by Prs722 August 17, 2023

Joke-lie

When you are giving false information but in a joking voice or manner

I told my mom I was too sick for school in a joking manner, but I was clearly all right, so you could say I was joke-lying. A joke-lie is when you are giving false information but in a joking manner.

by Moneyman1 February 26, 2021