fat man's remorse

when one eats too much intentionally and then gets heart burn or feels bloated or throws up immediately afterward
something that girlfriends of fat guys everywhere have to put up with and there's no remedy to it because fat guys will not listen when it's in the heat of the moment with that beloved food item

"What's wrong with Mark?"
"Oh, he's just suffering from fat man's remorse."

"Baby, didn't I tell you you were going to have fat man's remorse? That's why you should've have stopped after the 8th piece of chicken!"

"This is the last time I'm experiencing your fat man's remorse. I'm just going to start withholding sex from you next time you want to eat those fried twinkies."

by randigirlfriend April 27, 2014

Surfer's Remorse

A brilliant website that that draws you in then fails to complete some of the easiest fixes needing to be made and ends up making the users experience infuriating.

Dude, did you get the Urban Dictionary word of the day yesterday? No, I didn’t. Not for the last three days! Yeah, their intern who sends them must be on vacation and they’re too lazy or dumb to automate that feature!

Web Surfer's Remorse

by One and Done July 14, 2013

Burn Remorse

The act of burning someone real bad, but then feeling kind of bad about it, even possibly trying to retract, or apologize for the joke...

Burn Remorse: nice shoes, you stupid idiot...............actually those are nice shoes, just kidding, I'm sorry. I still like you.

by Moneyhans April 16, 2015

night traveler's remorse

when you drink a glass of something before you take a piss to speed up the process

if the piss won't come out just recount the night traveler's remorse and finish quickly

by pillcutter October 30, 2021

Test taker's remorse

The feeling you get after you take a test or quiz and realize you made some costly mistakes.

I suffered from a nasty bout of test taker's remorse after that Calculus quiz.

by Cummy worm June 8, 2016

Thanksgiving Day Remorse

A feeling of regret, guilt, sadness, and remorse that you did not spend Thanksgiving like you wanted to or should have. This usually includes not having eaten enough, and craving and missing more Thanksgiving foods, drinks, and desserts.

Wow, I can’t beliebe I didn’t take home any leftovers. I really have Thanksgiving Day Remorse right now. I totally regret it!

I should’ve talked more with my grandma. I only see her a couple days a year. What Thanksgiving Day remorse.

by LingDanc803 November 23, 2018

Remorse Bite

The remainder of food you leave on the plate to not induce others into thinking that you are somehow a glutton or obese.

The alfredo fettuccini at this Italian restaurant were to phenomenal! But I had to leave a few remorse bites because I didn't want Carolina to think I'm a pig.

by Ghig Mai December 29, 2015