Tom: hey look at David over there I’m going to bully him
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay
John: don’t bully him he’s a New York Jets fan
Tom: oh okay
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American: "Are you British?"
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
New Zealander: "Nah mate, I'm from New Zealand."
American: *blank stare*
English bartender: "What's it to be guv?"
New Zealander: "A pint of lager thanks."
English bartender: "I see your cricketers beat us in the Ashes again."
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George- more british than tea
Blake- slightly grammatically challenged
One member, Blake find it particularly difficult to pronounce words such as guacamole. New hope club are super average people some say they are often sighted in shoe shops. From personal experience I can add that that is very true after a run in with George, casually at a Nike store in London.
George- more british than tea
Blake- slightly grammatically challenged
One member, Blake find it particularly difficult to pronounce words such as guacamole. New hope club are super average people some say they are often sighted in shoe shops. From personal experience I can add that that is very true after a run in with George, casually at a Nike store in London.
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Get the New Zealand mug.A New Jersey Paper Route occurs when an intoxicated person proceeds to vomit and/or defecate on his neighbors' front porches and/or driveways while attempting to walk back to his/her house.
After a night of heavy drinking and pounding techno music, Salvatore made the mistake of stopping by Tony's Diner for a meatball sub. The greasy meal combined with his already drunken state caused him to vomit on one neighbor's driveway, and have a violent bowel movement on another neighbor's front porch. When he finally made it to his front door, Salvatore could only grimace at the repurcussions his New Jersey Paper Route would usher in the following day.
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