Willie Nelson

A mondegreen for the phrase "really awesome."

That's a Willie Nelson idea. I love it.

by Heid-ah! June 3, 2021

arran nelson

Arran Nelson is a ginger child who stole a fortnite magazine from the corner shop down his street.

Guy: hey you hear about that ginger kid
Other guy: who Arran Nelson?
Guy: yeah he stole a 6 pack of bacon from the corner shop
Other guy: woah

by The yummy baked bean October 21, 2019

Drew Nelson

He always be cheesin’.

Drew Nelson is always cheesin’ bro. It’s so natural for him, he doesn’t even know.

by BrotherPort13 December 1, 2021

Nelson's Theory

Nelson's Theory: the act of naming something after oneself, no matter how trivial, in a selfish attempt to make themselves seem more important.

Nelson's Theory explains why medical textbooks abound with examples of people naming physiological phenomena after themselves. A perfect example is Fowler's position, which is used to describe simply a seated position in in bed.

by Muslim Goat February 14, 2022

Commodore Nelson

fat dude

Help, I cant lift Commodore Nelson, he's too overweight!

by Beausky March 3, 2022

Dakota Nelson

Funnest person I know.

Me: Hey Dakota Nelson!
Him:What?
Me: Want fun dip?
Him: FUCK YEAH

by Claire555 February 16, 2009

dirty nelson

when one is pinned down and another defecates on one's face.

dude! my fat ass math teacher gave me a dirty nelson after i refused to give take her test!!

by bing cherry June 7, 2007