Ned

The one who is more goated then the others

Wow he is very Ned

by Nedb123 November 24, 2021

Ned

Ned- Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him he's a Ned

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

NED

Non Erect Dick

Don't fuck him Emma, he's a NED

by Hardcocklover94 June 9, 2023

Ned Flanders

A crack head who is living in the Simpsons and is annoying as fuck.

I met a Ned Flanders yesterday.

by GlizzyGobbler69man November 14, 2023

ned

neds are gang members but are youths and not as hard. they blast loud edm music. they'll fight anyone but the minute the polis come they cry. most come from the glasgow area but smaller populations have been observed in falkirk and edinburgh.

*loud edm music*
oh shit neds

by I fucking hate prince harry December 21, 2023

Ned the Sped

A young teenager (specifically men) who add women on snapchat, get them riled up, lead them on, tell lies, and then cry that said woman left you.

"Omg that's Ned the Sped!! Speddy Neddy!!"

by myblickyuponthedressah January 31, 2024

filthy ned

the act of having relations with a girl and her mother in the same night

Did you see darragh done a filthy ned

by redsauce77 April 24, 2023