mysterican

A female of indeterminable Latino descent.

"That friend of your girlfriend's is hot as hell! What is she - Puerto Rican or Dominican?"
"I don't even know, man. Something like that."
"Ah, I see. So she's a mysterican."

by robs.alter.ego December 4, 2009

mystery fruit

a person who may or may not be "closet gay".

Chris: So did Mac ever come out?

Tommy: No, he's still a mystery fruit.

by RawRaSaurUsOpalous December 7, 2009

Mystery Cupboard

That cupboard in your house that is filled with complete shit. The place has no organisation. No one can find anything in there. It's a mysterious place to enter.

Hey Jim, can you run and get me a new light bulb form the mystery cupboard!

by RangaJester January 24, 2010

mystery3000

A super awesome guy on OMGPOP.

Guy 1: "I just met this jock on OMGPOP."
Guy 2: "Was it mystery3000?"

by EDKM April 1, 2013

mysteregas

Fart odor

I walked into the room and was hit with mysteregas.

by fairhavenjean February 10, 2014

mystery gift

What you find when you stick long objects in holes that are too small.

David found a mystery gift in his friends hole.

by NAGS October 31, 2013

mystery time

Any short period of time forgotten during a long day of drinking.

John said he partied all day at the tailgate and that he had a little mystery time before dinner..

by Why is this not a word yet? January 11, 2016