the hottest and sexiest and coolest person you will ever meet (like it’s almost unbelievable but it’s so true) @deadpoolsluvr
person 1: omg have you seen @cevansfacts favorite mutual?
person 2: yeah @deadpoolsluvr is so hot and funny and sexy and cool
person 2: yeah @deadpoolsluvr is so hot and funny and sexy and cool
by defnot deadpoolsluvr September 16, 2021
by Coolgirl102222 May 16, 2022
John complained about his order today, so we gave him a mutual dicking on the shipment of another order.
by ToeSniffer55 January 22, 2025
Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.
In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.
by Pigeon McNugget October 08, 2003
When two people are eachothers' bitch meaning that they both aim to please and suck eachothers' dicks off in a metaphorical sense or literal sense.
Chace: chloe is such your lil bitch all she does is agree with ya ass
Haley: nah I do her homework so it makes us mutual bitches
Haley: nah I do her homework so it makes us mutual bitches
by chillcary August 19, 2019
The idea that when two hyper-competitive people or organizations decide to directly advertise against one another the firsts move will elicit a response from the second that will begin a series of escalations in marketing expenditures beyond what would be reasonable in an efficient free market to the point of bankruptcy for both people or organizations. The term comes from the Cold War-era term Mutually Assured Destruction.
McDonald's and Burger King were so concerned with market share with the Big Mac and Whopper that they lost sight of the button line and in an effort to one-up the other in marketing dollars and thus market share, they are both now doomed. It is mutually assured bankruptcy.
by Fat Aaron January 13, 2020
by Mehfuck September 29, 2018