euan murray is a scottish urban legend the murray is horrifying to look at and could cause sudden death
by Dronda Belle January 27, 2024
Get the Euan Murraymug. A Man so strong that god must have sculpted him him/herself. A man so loyal, to befriend him is to befriend god him/herself. This man is the only one that deserves to be with the goddess Jessica. This man is so humble you wouldn’t even know know it’s him. He will walk with you, sing with you, and cry with you if you need it. He is the kindest man you will meet and will make you laugh so much. He loves puns, Dad jokes and any other joke. He is known for his wonderful smile and charming heart. Strategically he is a genius so do not challenge him. To war with his Kingdom is to wage war with god. King Murray will never let you down and will always hold you up. There is only one in the world at any given time as two would be catastrophic for humanity. He is love, he is strength and he is Man.
Sean: Have you seen that guy over there helping that person with heavy things?
Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.
Derek: yeah that’s a King Murray right there.
by KidsoftheKing July 22, 2022
Get the king Murraymug. The act of fucking a girl doggy style & throwing a line over her head to fishhook her head back so she’s looking at you with those big fish eyes.
My girlfriend really wanted to go fishing, but I only had one rod. Luckily I gave her a Murray cod fishhook, that sorted her right out.
by Badonka March 12, 2024
Get the Murray cod fishhookmug. A Leah Elizabeth Murray is the most important person you could ever stumble upon, she is tall and gorgeous and her hair is like no other. She has a series of freckles that run down her arms, one specific cluster looking like the constellation Cancer, which is truly the most extraordinary feature any human could have.
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
She has a little red dot under her right eye, yet she cannot tell her lefts from her rights no matter how hard she tries. On her left arm you’ll find a little white scar, she’ll probably never tell you how she got it, but i know; i know a lot about her.
The colour purple suits her best, her dog has the same name as mine, her brother is funny, she has an unhealthy obsession with nathan carter, her taste in men is almost as bad as her taste in women, and the racing au is ours.
You may think you know platonic love but you don’t until you’ve met your Leah Elizabeth Murray; I’d forgive her if she killed and if listen to her (yap about her current obsession) even if i were deaf. I still don’t understand your mha or why your first tab in SOA is *THAT* but i’ll get over it. Sally face isn’t that bad i’ll admit, they are kinda racing au.
You’ll never meet a person kinder than this Leah Elizabeth Murray, her tolerance for assholes is outstanding and her tolerance for me still baffles even myself. She’s scarily smart and she cries at almost everything tbf but i hope i never ever never have another bestfriend, i want this one here please forever she my fav
person 1: “is that Leah Elizabeth Murray?”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
person 2: “hell yeah it is! just look at her! She’s got the gorgeous hair, she’s tall, her figure is to die for and looks she’s got the short one beside her!”
megan: “oi.”
by racingau22 March 30, 2024
Get the leah elizabeth murraymug. by iansomerhalfrr May 6, 2018
Get the jordan murraymug. He’s Edwin, he made the mimic, it was difficult to put the pieces together. But unfortunately, something went so wrong.
“My name is Edwin Murray, I made The Mimic. It was difficult to put the pieces together. But unfortunately, something went so wrong.”
by BagelsAgent March 7, 2025
Get the Edwin Murraymug. An underrated player for the Denver Nuggets. Jamal Murray is one of the best players of the post season. He and Jokic have the best two man game in the NBA and it’s not close.
Damn… Anthony cashed in the turnaround fadeaway over the head of Marcus. He really looked like Jamal Murray!
by Tu eRes June 18, 2023
Get the Jamal Murraymug.