march 21

It’s the day of the Purge :)

“Oh I can’t wait for March”
“Why March”
“How could you forget? March 21st is the Purge, remember?”

by pinknbraindead June 5, 2020

March 21

A REAL NIGGAS BIRTHDAY

March 21st is a real nigga birthday

by tikitaka73 October 13, 2019

March the 22nd

This is the birthday of absolute legends, the people born on this day are usually bad bitches and if you know someone who is born on March 22nd then just be prepared. Even though they can be bad most are usually really passionate towards thier friends, so if you know one, you are one lucky girl/boy.

P.S they are also really fit

Dude 1: yo when's your birthday
Dude 2: ah its just March the 22nd

Dude 1: whoa really?
Dude 2: yeah bro, why?

Dude 1: legend has it that people born on that day are like super popular, fit and make a mean mac 'n' cheese

by Your uncle steven October 31, 2019

march 9

Spend your whole entire day with your girlfriend or boyfriend and show them how much they mean to you day

bro sorry i can’t hangout with you guys today it’s march 9 you know what that means

friend: oh yea go get at her

by that one kid next door March 8, 2020

March 1st

A smart, funny, loveable, wholesome and trustworthy person is always born on March 1st.

Since you were born on March 1st, I just know you're amazing.

by 190278538anonymous March 8, 2021

march 24

Goodnight kiss day every march 24 you get goodnight kisses

Every march 24 you get a goodnight kiss

by henry’ March 24, 2021

Le Merchant

A hasidic Jew of European descent, preferably French who produces an evil laugh with the aim to spread Zionism. To identify Le Merchant one must follow the criteria; is he wearing an Amish black hat check, does he sport a dashing hobo beard check and finally is he wearing clothes that give the illusion he just came from a funeral check. If the specimen is under this criteria you have yourself a Le Merchant.

A Le Merchant tried to sell me the book of Moses

by cooliofoolio13425 June 26, 2015