meat muppet
meat muppet by Kendog May 13, 2005
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angry muppet
when u r in the 69 position right before u blow ur load. grab her behind the head and force it all the way down and ram your fist in her cooch at the same time hence the angry muppet. also works on the ass hole too
Damn Kieth i almost got my shit bit off cause i forgot to grab her head when i pulled the angry muppet on her last night...
angry muppet by Trinity Murray April 27, 2007
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Love Muppet
Person who cannot have one night stands, after the night in question they must txt and fall in love with the person they slept with even if their rank.
Love Muppet by PMR July 10, 2004
Chink Muppet
A Chink Muppet can be alot of fun to have around but they are a person who can never be trusted. Once a Chink Muppet is in your house, KEEP YOUR EYES PEELED!! If you are somewhat of a cool, funny, talented, smart and/or good looking person, the Chink Muppet will quickly begin to see themselves as an inadequate human being. These feelings are 100% valid. To combat these feelings, the Chink Muppet will attempt to remove objects from your house and leave them in your back lane. Some favorite objects to remove from your house include: your guitar; your dishes(clean or dirty); your girlfriend. ***!!!BEWARE OF CHINK MUPPET!!!***
"Chink Muppet! You stole my full pack of cigarettes again! And why the fuck do you keep putting all my wine glasses on top of my neighbors tent trailer??! Amy? ...Hey baby... you there.... ?...DAMN YOU CHINK MUPPET!!"
Chink Muppet by exfriendly August 3, 2009
Gutter Muppet
A bitch that was born in the gutta and got a nerve that is in her asshole that makes her feel like the fucking world owes her a whole lot..... Fucking Guttamuppet bitches....
Gutter Muppet by Punkin love February 19, 2017
ass-muppet
A complete and total loser who spends his or her days jerking off to anime porn whilst eating potato chips and smearing the grease all over themselves. It is also a fat, lazy fuck with gravy stains all over his or her shirt who watches TV all day.
Clem wouldn't come out his room all day because he was whackin it to DBZ reruns; he is thus an ass-muppet
ass-muppet by DJClue77 May 2, 2006
meth muppet
A meth muppet is simply a person usually a female, that has lost all of her teeth from years of meth abuse, but refuses to wear dentures, and looks like a muppet when the smile...
''OMG look at the skank on aisle 3! bitch is smiling big as hell wid no teeth, looking like a str8 meth muppet...
meth muppet by bluemnmz3 May 19, 2014