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Me Mow

As I watch myself slowly drift away from eating pastrami I wonder how dogs eat rain. Me Mow. Me Mow is a very special word to me. It makes me feel like buzz. I hope one day I can eat rocks and smell ikea furniture outside hammer. Eek i feel like pool water oozes from the air. If I run faster than a car does that mean im loved. I miss the touch of a mother bird slowly flying in the direction of the bermuda triangle and i hope clocks dont turn against us. eloping in marriage is a government scam, thats why I eat scrap metal. I hope me mow gets added to the dictionary. Me mow me mow me mow
"Hey where is mom?" answer "Me Mow"
by memowlover October 4, 2022
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Sun-mowing

Sun-mowing typically starts as daylight fades and continues into the night. The compulsive urge to constantly eat “mow” takes over one's conscious. Symptoms include eating uncontrollably, even when not hungry. Eating until feeling uncomfortably full. Night eating.
John’s sun-mowing began shortly after dinner. He could not control his urge to eat until he finally went to bed.

Last night my sun-mowing took over. I couldn’t stop eating. I felt so sick.

Last night I was sun-mowing. All my cabinets are empty this morning.
by Stopmakingsense September 27, 2022
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mow the field

Trimming the pubes on a very large human. Usually requires specialized equipment.
I have to go help aunt Bertha mow the field, she has a big date tonight.
by roughryder69 August 12, 2021
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mow

karl: MOWWW
alex: MOW
alex: why did i meow?-
by weee_boi June 13, 2021
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