myranda

A species of earwig.
Generally has an annoying laugh, and many braces.
These earwigs tend to make their home on the pubic hairs.. of dead animals.

Myranda : heyyy, now i feel bad.

by KrystallyDYLAN August 24, 2008

Miranda

Attention seeking nun that loves Jesus more than her mum. Loves kinky anime shows and lives on a dirty shit riddled farm.

Fuck off miranda

by Zachary acmed May 3, 2018

Miranda Lambert

A country singer who is well known for being a Nashville Star Finalist. She is one of the best country acts today. Miranda Lambert became well-known through her single "Kerosene," which is much better than all that generic pop-country that has been invading the radio nowadays.

Person 1: I hate country! How can you listen to that?
Person 2: *Plays Miranda Lambert*
Person 1: Wow, this is amazing!

by wingkon December 7, 2009

Miranda

Miranda is a funny 😆,smart 🤓,and kind😆Normal Miranda would have VERYYY......VERYYY LONG HAIRRR😅.Miranda would always make your day.She’s super smart and her friends might ask for some help on questions.Miranda would sometimes have a sister named Julissa!!!!!!👭

Julissa: I want to be a ninja

Miranda: If you want to be a ninja be a ninja!!!😂

by Mirandacardoza11111111111 November 5, 2018

Miranda

A Miranda is someone who is funny, kind, and smart. She is an excellent friend, and is someone who will always be there for you when you need her. Miranda’s are always able to laugh at themselves, and they typically are down to do anything. Sometimes a Miranda might get anxious/sad, but she is always able to rebound and remember the happy things in life. She is competitive, stylish, quirky, and basically a pull-god (even though she might not know it) If you ever meet a Miranda, know you are in for a ride :)

Guy 1: “Bro look it’s Miranda!”
Guy 2: “She’s in my History class. Dude she is super smart and rlly stylish. Tbh tho, she’s completely out of our league.”

by Willow_trees June 8, 2019

Morenda claudia

Huge troll that will eat all your sorbet and leave the empty bucket in the freezer for you to throw out. Also is very sweet and has a nice bum. But still a troll.

Wtf i thought i had a full bucket of sorbet in here, morenda claudia was prob here, what a troll

by Jaycee1995 October 18, 2019

Miranda

Miranda is the neighbourhoods drugdealer. Togheter with her sexy boyfriend, they go on daily walks to deliver out all their orders. Sometimes miranda Even takes some of her plants herself and goes crazy on Social media. Shes Always down for a talk about god over a cup of holy water. Loves to praise her god and comunicate with Jesus!

Omg miranda do you have any more greens.
Ofc i do swany ill be right there.

by Bungalow234 February 4, 2022