mootah

(noun) a stubbly moustache which 11 and 19 year old steeks/male moakes have, and also sum butch females. and is NOT cool, just pathetic

Look at the mootah on that chick!!

(pointing and laughing) MOOTAH!!!!

by Baby Becks February 10, 2004

momtard

n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.

I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.

by jennirose June 26, 2009

moitard

Really retarted...more retarted

u fucking moitard

by Soadina September 29, 2003

Monotask

Yet another euphemism for penis. Used by one of the celebrity contestants (Faith Salie) to answer a question (wrongly) which could, by a stretch, be otherwise answered by a word meaning penis. On Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me, Saturday, May 8, 2010, Lightning Fill In The Blank

An australian man was busted for bigamy after his first wife saw his blank: Answer: "Monotask?" (Correct answer was "wedding announcement and photo in a newspaper."

by Chicago15 May 14, 2010

Montaditos

Pieces of shit. Not to be confused with a montadito, which is a singular piece of shit.

Allen: Yo, you want to go to 100 Montaditos for lunch?
Drew: Nah man. Why would I want to order off of a menu that literally comprises of a list of 100 pieces of literal shit.
Allen: OH FUCK YOU MAN, IT'S GOOD.

by Sir Jeffrey April 28, 2014

montage

a word that is standing for a short movi ewith no words only music

It was a montag eof pictures.

by bubbles November 5, 2003

Montague

A glib douchebag, or an arrogant twit. Someone who poorly employs a large vocabulary in order to bamboozle. Vanity, in combination with stupidity, prevents said 'montague' from realizing, most, if not all victims of their glib douchbaggery, see how transparent they are.

"Andrew is such a montague, he should be selling women's shoes".

"Dried up old crackwhores is all that montague can pull. And rightfully so."

by Rudy G. May 2, 2008