Monampdextrous

The ability to clap one hand. Derived from the words mono, amplitude, and ambidextrous.

Attention whore: Look! I can write with both hands!

"Your Mom joke"-teller: You can jack two dicks with both hands.

Smartass (ignoring joke teller): But can you clap with one hand?

A-whore: How the fuck can you clap one hand?

Smartass: I guess you're not >Monampdextrous<. *begins clapping*

"Your Mom joke"-teller: lulz. It looks like a sock puppet!

by bulletbilly April 24, 2010

MOAP

Mother Of All Poops

I just dropped a MOAP.

by MOAPZ May 1, 2017

Moap

An absolute idiot.

“Destiney’s over there sayin some stupid shit”

“Yeah, Destiny’s a fucking Moap

by Trickyp December 8, 2017

Mona Lezzer

A lesbian who moans during intercourse. Originating form the name Mona Lisa.

Did you see that video with those two lesbians? One was a right Mona Lezzer, I had to turn the sound down.

by Salmonchops June 15, 2009

Mona Lisa

A girl sent by a guy to get close to another guy. Her role is to get info on him through (conversation, text messages, etc.) Then she gives that information back to the guy, Then that guy uses the information to set the other guy up. The bitch is basically a informant (🐀). NEVER TRUST A BITCH. 💯

Mona Lisa to me ain't nothin but a bitch.

by Dead 92315 March 27, 2019

Monaco

The name Monaco usually is for a person who is kind, fashionable, and is unique in many other ways. Usually this person is great at making friends and is good with trusting people

Monaco is a good person

by SkittleBoy123 September 30, 2017

cockslapping the mona lisa

AS the title states it is the act in which the pennis is whacked furtively about the famous painting the "mona lisa" often resulting in architectural fapping.

Architect 1: Look that dude's cockslapping the mona lisa!

Architect 2: Yeah, you like that don't you baby?! *fap fap fap*

by Curtis Mortemer August 20, 2008