Milton

The fat, glasses-wearing guy from Office Space that loves his red Swingline stapler. Often mumbles, has his desk forcibly moved, and threatens the building.

Milton: "If, if they take my stapler, I'm, I'm just gonna set the building on fire."

Milton: "I, I believe you have my stapler."

by Mbleh October 28, 2007

Dick Mittens

The condition of one's hands when one neglects to wash them after urinating.

I won't let him touch my copy of New England with dick mittens.

by Frayed_Moe November 9, 2003

Milton Mass

short for Milton Massacre, it is a set from JTown with the biggest bunch of punk bitches out there
also known as Milton Mafia but either way they dont go hard
Milton Mass was founded by a true wanksta commonly called Koch,
him, Clifford and Boneyard rep it to the fullest but cannot back it up with basketball skills, freestyle skills, or pretty much anything except a good couple tags

Milton Mass can also be used as an adjective

" F!@# Milton Mass!!!"

or

"Look at that Milton Mass bitch"

by BeevyStee March 14, 2009

C-Milton Wright

Pretty much considered the richest public school in harford county, AKA C- Hilton Wright. Here, the many types of teens ("preps", "punks", "skaters", "gangsters", "wiggers", "dorks" and "jocks") all basically hate eachother. We're no school, we're basically a division of war. Here, the preps are ugly fake blondes that don't eat and crave attention. Yep.... good ole C milton, boy i miss it.

(at pep rally) "hey man, what can we do to hurt that person over there, will it improve us as a person?"

by Melinda May 13, 2005

milton

someone who does something "negative stereotypically black"; a derogitory term for anyone; a word usable by caucasians to describe someone without getting beat up by blacks
Also: variations are milted, milt, tilton, miltify

"This milton in the basketball game last night was wanting to fight anyone who fouled him"

Quit being a milton and talk to me like a normal person

by tilton June 24, 2007

kittens mittens

A sarcastic term used to describe someone after an accomplishment.

Jesse: I got a B on my test.

Amanda:I recieved an A!

Jesse: Well, aren't you the kittens mittens.

by Shannnon July 3, 2006

Muttontown, NY

A small village in Long Island, NY about 25 minutes away from NYC with an incredible amount of wealth. Historically home to some of New York's most affluent families, Muttontown is a classic example of a "Gold Coast" enclave. It is now a mixture of old and new money, with some of the douchiest kids on Long Island hailing largely from the latter. With only 1000 households and 920 families, this tight community has an exclusive, elite vibe that and tends to shelter itself from the neighboring middle class towns of Syosset and Jericho. Everyone's mother is actively involved in local village politics, which could honestly have its own Netflix original series. The Muttontown Police Department flaunts Audi R8 squad cars, as their only real purpose is stopping spoiled kids from racing their new turbocharged BMW M5's down 106. Muttontown isn't a bad place to live, just know what you're getting into before taking out a heavy mortgage on that $3 million mansion with a horse farm.

Muttontown, NY, the place to be if you would love expensive divorce settlements, constantly one upping your neighbors, and sending your kids to the University of Michigan.

by guru69 January 14, 2015