hit the mirror 

When you pop a high pressure pimple and a rod of semi-soft pus literally hits the bathroom mirror

Beth and Zev had a pimple popping competition (categories: distance, volume, speed, acceleration, pus to blood ratio, ooze factor). Beth won the distance category, as her's hit the mirror.

hit the mirror by Mosetra Corporation November 7, 2008

Vincent Vega Mirror Girl 

A girl who you know is taken (married has a boyfriend etc.) but you hang out and feel a vibe resulting in talking to yourself about her in front of a mirror

“One drink and that’s it. Don’t be rude. Drink your drink… do it quickly. Say good night… and go home. You see this is a moral test of one’s self, whether or not you can maintain loyalty. Because being loyal is very important. You’re gonna go out there and say, ‘Good night, I’ve had a very lovely evening’… walk out the door, go home, jerk off, and that’s all you’re gonna do.” Vincent Vega in front of a mirror after his date with Mia Wallace PULP FICTION (1994)

"Oh man this girl is amazing she loves WWE and Bray Wyatt but she's married Oh well that makes her a Vincent Vega Mirror Girl"

Vincent Vega Mirror Girl by dantheman73 July 26, 2021

Foggy Mirror 

When a man cums on a girls glasses so that she can not see right.

"I came on this chicks glasses latnight and she said it looked like a foggy mirror."

Foggy Mirror by Weezy Baby November 1, 2007

steal a mirror 

First used by Kurt Vonnegut's character Trout in the novel, Breakfast of Champions. It means to take a leak.

Hey, I'll be right back. I have to go steal a mirror.

steal a mirror by j0hnb0n April 18, 2007

the Mirror 

Communist rag read by Labourite sheep/trades unionists.

Typical editorial stance:

1. Blame Tory cuts!!!
2. UKIP are racist!!!
3. Those Tories again!!!
4. Isn't Andy Burnham fantastic!!!
5. All hail the unions!!!
6. CUTS CUTS CUTS CUTS!!!
7. Bedroom Tax!!!

"Honey, we're out of loo roll."
"Sorry dear, The Mirror only publishes daily."

the Mirror by hgdkejdjkl October 22, 2015

Behind the mirror 

Closeted homosexual. One who is in the closet behind a mirrored door.

“Has ‘so and so’ got a girlfriend yet?” “Naa, he’s still doing his hair behind the mirror, but I’m sure he’ll come out soon”

Behind the mirror by Pork Almighty October 30, 2018

funhouse mirror 

crazier that someone lets on, insane in the membrane.

Natasha was pretty cool before she got all funhouse mirror on everybody.

funhouse mirror by Epic Win February 23, 2008