minnesota vikings

The greatest nfl team ever. They should be making the superbowl every year but are being held back by their fuckwit coach Brad Childress.

Guy#1, "Who won in the nfl this weeekend?"
Guy#2, "The Minnesota Vikings beat Detroit"
Guy#1, "That goes without saying, the Vikings rock!!!"

by woody#1 March 1, 2009

People's Republic of Minnesota

The state of Minnesota votes so blue that even moderates or conservatives don't have a voice. Then the state government wants to give free stuff to refugees and illegal aliens which include free health care, welfare, food stamps, and other government benefits. While the citizens pay one of the highest taxes in the country and the state government is calling for a bill where cops take your guns without proof. Nice going General Secretary cough cough excuse me governor Tim Walz. By the way the Democratic Party in Minnesota also the name labor in it too because the state loves to control it's own people and rob people of money they deserve to keep while a socialist utopia slowly creeps in.

Thanks for raising my taxes, and attempting to take my guns People's Republic of Minnesota.

by cooldude179 April 17, 2019

Minnessee Accent

the vocal accent obtained when either

A. A person from Minnesota moves to Tennessee
B. A person from Tennessee moves to Minnesota

both result in an accent with extended "o"'s and a drawl. (saying "dontcha know" and "y'all" is common)

Did you hear that girl's wicked Minnessee Accent?

by Jordan has Skills June 11, 2006

Minnie Mouse

Fucking Goofy.

Taken from an old joke that went along the lines of
Q: Why did Mickey Mouse divorce Minnie Mouse?
A: He found out she was fucking goofy.

You mean you bought that after watching an infomercial? Man, that's just Minnie Mouse.

by Bill Guindon April 23, 2006

minnesota coffee bean

a bean is put up the butt and man or woman sucks it out with a straw and makes coffee with the bean and pours it on his or hers nipples.

man: want and minnesota coffee bean

woman: yes, of coarse

man: do you like that

woman: yes

by peter wacker October 21, 2013

Lino Lakes, Minnesota

A town near Forest Lake and Hugo, both of which are located in Minnesota. A relatively nice place, though there isn't much to do besides hanging out at Target or going to a fast food place. A lot of open areas, and a ton of woods. Because they can't be hunted in this area, there is an excess of turkeys, so don't be surprised if one flies up in your face. Deer also roam freely, as does the occasional coyote or fox. Feral cats are common too.The people are generally alright, though a man once lived there that killed his whole family when they tried to have him committed for mental health issues.

Guy: Woah, did you see that cat? There goes another one!

Girl: Well, we are in Lino Lakes, Minnesota.

by TheGirlWithWordsInHerEyes May 6, 2011

minnie moo

a ladies most private parts....

ooh, i've got a right itchy minnie moo today.....

by michael .j fox May 28, 2006