medallo

A city in Colombia where reggaeton plays all night, girls are fine and Pablo Escobar once lived.

Gringo: Yo I just came back from Medallo
Gringo 2: how was it
Gringo: amazing! I spent all my dinero on blow and prostitutes
Gringo 2: at a boy

by gringoflow October 22, 2016

Kid's Meal

The act of swallowing a load of ejaculate. Instead of becoming future children, the semen makes for a nice, protein-rich meal for whoever is on the receiving end!

Tom: "Did you get some from that chick last night?"
Steve: "Hell yea, she said she was hungry so I got her to suck me off and I rewarded her with a Kid's Meal!!"

by HamilStein August 5, 2010

mealdo

A phallic shaped meal, such as a sandwich of varying length from Subway.

"Dude, that meatball sub is a total mealdo"

by Brandnard June 30, 2006

Meal ticket

A wealthy rich man, who is usually used by a younger more attractive woman

The only reason that 25 year old model is dating that ass ugly 50 year old lawyer is because he’s her meal ticket

by Bernie Lomax May 7, 2019

animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

Wesley Hernandez.

Wes you look like animal planets international dog show bronze medalist

by Chris Yepello November 21, 2011

you look like a five course meal

When a guy tells you this it basically means he can eat you all day. It could be used as complement or Sexual term but either way we all know what term you'll choose

Damn girl you look like a five course meal ;)

by Xysticc June 4, 2017

adult happy meal

aka AHM or Ah-humm. Oral sex leading to orgasm.

Sarah and I went to Old Country Buffet last night, and then we had an Adult happy Meal for dessert.

by Jeff Lihman July 31, 2006