marmalade

The natural lubricant of the anus, designed to enable shit to slide out more easily but which also facilitates the insertion of golf balls.

"I was holding in a shit all last period but it turned out to just be a huge fart, however I wiped anyway in case some marmalade had come out."

by Mr. Cardboard November 7, 2011

Mermaid Jew

A tall man who has proceeded to allow Cupid to cut off all of his Jew-curls.

Dude, Greek Goddess, you are such a mermaid jew.

by le josh January 14, 2010

Mermaid Blowjob

When you recieve a blowjob while submerged in water. could also refer to it as "mermaiding"

She gave me a mermaid blowjob in the pool.

You see the girl mermaiding that guy at the lake?

by Deraj Gnuoy August 27, 2013

mermaid

A sex toy that swirls in the vagina and vibrates on the clitoris.

Dr. Sue Johansen recommends the Mermaid for ultimate satisfaction...HOT STUFF!

by Kate Kedvesh May 7, 2004

white marmalade

Collect up all your semen in a jar. Over time it'll turn a thick copious white. After sealing the jar and attaching a nice ribbon around it, mail it to the girl you've been stalking for the past several months. Then revel in the imagination of her biting down upon a piece of toast smeared with your love.

I received some white marmalade through my mail yesterday and it tasted awful. That guy needs more protein in his diet.

by HuhWhat February 2, 2006

Marmalicious

yummy as marmalade!! super sweet and goodlooking and hard to resist

hey marmalicious !!! how r u doin

by nikkisnikki June 10, 2010

Mermaid Poo

slang term for a standard, green garden hose.

"make sure you water the grass, I just a bought a new mermaid poo."

by Drewcipher January 31, 2009