Melissa

Supposedly a woman but cant understand why some would think so, considering her appalling and grotesque looks. If sasquacth took a bloody puss oozing parasitic shit it would only be her left thigh in descripion worth. If your fell into a pit of rotting vaginal juices it would only be the same magnitude of stench to being in the same home as her. All the way acrossed it, locked in a closet, with a half a roll of duct tape over your nose and mouth. No joke face melting uglyness...and thats just the exterior....mmmhhhmmm

I found a maggot filled oozing opossum at the park today.....really?!?! You found another melissa!! Gross

by Mr. MSM November 4, 2019

Melissa

The most beautiful woman you’ll ever meet. Anytime you are with her she’ll bring a smile to your face and you’ll want to do anything you can to prove yourself worthy of her love. Though she can be bitchy at times, her positives far outweigh the negatives!

Melissa wants to have a definition with the word bitch in it.

by Horse Cock Inhailer February 21, 2019

Melissa

A sad hoe whos very underapreciated and mostly fakes a smile so people wont tell her shit.

Oh look its melissa ughhhhhh

by Gayhoewhosptobablybisexual166 December 6, 2019

Melissa Truong

Most amazing person you will ever find. She is beautiful loving caring gorgeous and sweet. When you look into her eyes you will see how beautiful they are. Her smile is stunning and her body is breath taking. She will always make you feel loved and you will never want to let her out of your life. No one can make you feel more worthy of life than melissa. She could make you go insane for her because she is the most perfect person you will ever see.

guy 1: I wish Melissa Truong was my girlfriend.

guy 2: I know, she is the most amazing girl i know.

guy 1: Yeah, she could get any guy she wants, so why would she pick us?

guy 2: i wish i knew.

by KevinLovesMelissaTruong September 9, 2011

Melissa

She is sometimes loyal as long as you don’t mess with her when you mess with her she’s not gonna be very happy but she is a loveing girl if she love you will know she will never let the person she cares for walk out of her life you will know who you are if you tried but you Do you don’t succeed

Guy1 Melissa is gorgeous

Guy2 No she not

by Boba 343 March 6, 2018

Mellissa

A wonderful friend that is absolutely amazing. Is very beutiful and kind is like a puppy too.

However as you get to know them you realise nothing they have said is true...
They are mostly compulsive liars it takes a bit of time to realise...

Oh my god !! I can't believe you Mellissa!!! You were lying to me all this time...

Well i always knew so I'm not really surprised....

by someone.thatknows January 8, 2017

Melissa

Don’t let her looks fool you. While she is pretty, she tends to follow others in hope to look cooler than she will ever be. She thinks alcohol and drugs are a personality trait and she lacks personality of her own and is not loyal to those around her. Hold your man tight because she may just come in and take him from you.

Hey is that Melissa over there with your boyfriend? I heard she tried fucking him before your relationship.

by This dn May 30, 2020